- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Pickles

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Chuck Norris.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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