What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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