- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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