- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Poop...

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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