what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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why am I writing this...im bored

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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