why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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okay so theres this guy.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Anti Joke

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