- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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