- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

I like school Said no one ever.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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