- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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