- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

If life hands you lemons Take them

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Laura Pratz..

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

blubber vaginass CC

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

make me a sandwich!

The mets are 3-0 this season

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

hi bye

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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