Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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I love you very much.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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