- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

why did the chicken cross the road

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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