what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

minorities

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Steering Wheel Face.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Well, this is fun.

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