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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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