Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Anti jokes are funny

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Women rights..

milly, milly, milly, cat

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

GRAAAAAAAR.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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