- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

does this look unsure to you?

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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