How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

knock knock you may come in

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Small breasts.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Ruller

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

I got shot, you laughed

Women's rights

justin littleton. nuff said

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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