Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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