how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What what In the butt

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

The size of Idris Elba's penis

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's 9 +10 19

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's big? Jupiter.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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