What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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