An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Hey, come here often? No.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Anti jokes are funny

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Women's rights

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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