- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Global Warming.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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