Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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arse

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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i like potatoes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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That's unfortunate.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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I hate you.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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