Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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