Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A black succeeds

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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guess what?

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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