- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

i like potatoes

What is Jason? Black.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

That's unfortunate.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

I hate you.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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