why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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i like potatoes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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potato

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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