- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Small breasts.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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