- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Global Warming.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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