9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Ruller

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Turtles

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Well, this is fun.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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