- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A scottish man having fun

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

I met a man today. His name was John.

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