What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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