"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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I'm so punny.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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