U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Women's Rights

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sadf

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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