- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A russian gives away vodka.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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