- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Get up Look in the mirror

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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