- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

if got a joke if fogot it

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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