a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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womens rights.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Anti Joke

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