How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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