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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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