There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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