- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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