What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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