Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

thumb_up thumb_down -5

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops