- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

jews

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

your life

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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