- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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