- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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