Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Small Penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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a man makes a bad joke

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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