A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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There's my tractor.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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