what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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This is an anti-joke.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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