- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Your big dick.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's long and black The unemployment line

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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