- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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