What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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