Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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