- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Take part of what?

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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