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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Chuck Norris.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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