- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

im not black, im Joseph Kony