- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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