"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

thumb_up thumb_down

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

thumb_up thumb_down

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

thumb_up thumb_down

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

thumb_up thumb_down

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

thumb_up thumb_down

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

thumb_up thumb_down

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

thumb_up thumb_down

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops