what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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