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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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