- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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