An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

salad days!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

a black man walks out of popeyes

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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