Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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