- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A dog is always in the pushup position.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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