what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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