- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How you know when dislextic

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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