why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

whos on the right track? lady gaga

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Anti Joke

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