- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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