- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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