- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what goes boo a sock

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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