What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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