I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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black chicken. kfc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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