* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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