- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Knock Knock. Come in.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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