Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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