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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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