- Anti Joke

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.