Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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