- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

So these two girls have a cup .

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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