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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Jack Stevens

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Poker face

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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